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Dr. Peter Venkman ([personal profile] neverstudied) wrote in [personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-01-02 02:53 am (UTC)

nsfw text. im apology

[Egon's reaction just spurs on another fit of drunken giggling.]

Spengs, I dunno if you've noticed, but I don't think either of us ever kissed the other version of you with the intent of, uh- [He looks at Garfield. Venkman puts the bottle down and reaches over to gently cover the Litten's ears.] mating in the traditional sense. Since, that usually implies there's a baby at the end, right? That's like, the definition of "mating". [He'd do airquotes if his hands weren't occupied.]

You're a stickler for using the right terms for stuff, so you can't go around using an inaccurate term, right? How about copulation rituals? Coupling, pairing...? Or, even better- fornication rituals.

[He's very clearly just trying to get under Egon's skin at this point. At least he whispers the last words so that hopefully none of the Pokemon can pick it up.]

Anyway, I think this is the closest we've come to having kids. And it's about as close as I want to come to having kids.

... Speaking of, Ray, put your weird animals in their containment things and kiss Spengler for me, before he digs a bigger hole for himself.

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